Ho hum

Why don't I own a home in the Caribbean? I don't understand. I have all the credentials: I tan well, I enjoy the heat, I like Samba, I'm not allergic to shellfish, turquoise is my favorite color, and I don't like socks. What more can I do? I work and work and yet still, no lanai.

*sigh*

2 comments:

Beef said...

Well, I'm sure when you do own a lanai, it will be very "nice", with "nice" floors and a "nice" pool for you to enjoy the "nice" weather in.

Allison Fairbairn said...

Dear Beef: that Bumbo picture of Connor is redonk. I love the hat so much.

Dear LL: We should totally be planning our Golden Girls days now. This is what lanais make me think of. Caribbean is nice, but I think Florida might be a better fit for the outfits I'm planning to wear (see: Dorothy Zbornak, TanJay, Alia).